I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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