I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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