Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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