So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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