what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
