oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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