So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
