she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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