where does the pee come out of this thing
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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