He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
