found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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