The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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