I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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