It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He felt like a one man threesome
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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