He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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