I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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