Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think your dad took our porno
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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