Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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