ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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