he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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