Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
