He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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