To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i already hear my dad disowning me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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