Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she looked like the before picture.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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