Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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