that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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