it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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