I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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