yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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