The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You did what with his pubic hair?
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