so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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