I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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