We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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