i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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