walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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