One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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