I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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