You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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