Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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