Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
