I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Hippo gnu deer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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