I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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