Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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