when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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