nut hugger
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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