we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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