Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Buhtt sex?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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