Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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