she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She yelled “outlaw country†right before we heard the police siren
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