we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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