just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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