I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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