Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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